Thursday, March 6, 2008

A fun morning post

How do I deal with working with the public? Bitching, complaining and laughing. It really is the best way to get out the frustration and move on.

That said, here are some of the speech patterns that people use that drive me crazy.

1. Using 'at' at the end of a sentence. Example: "Where you at?"
2. Improper use of the word 'literally'. Example: "My head literally exploded when I heard the news." Um, no it didn't.
3. Throwing up in your own mouth. Where did this one come from? Example: "When I heard the news, I threw up a little in my mouth." It's just gross and I really don't want to hear about your bodily functions.

I know there are many, many more but that's all I can think of right now. Please add your own in the comments!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

your post made me laugh so hard i peed my pants. sn

manya said...

The thought of you peeing in your pants made me throw up in my mouth.